(Source: stevemcqueened, via a-creepy-weirdo-has)
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
(via a-creepy-weirdo-has)
I should just quit school and become a brostitute
you pay me to just hang out and chill
does anybody want to join me
we can start a
brothel
(via a-creepy-weirdo-has)
i remember this kid for suspended for jacking off in the back of french class in 9th grade
he was suspended for touching his oui oui
god dammit
(via where-im-not)
- coachella: knock knock
- me: who's there
- coachella: not you
